Thursday, July 19, 2018

Random Hotness

A potpourri of...  Um...  Sorry.  I was shooting for alliteration but I've got nothing.  The hotness has left me speechless.

First, we give you a German track star.  Her name.  Hmm...  I'm sure she has one but it slips the mind.


Second, the hotness that is Melania.  Yes, we cropped the doofus out.  Trust me, it's for the best.


Wednesday, June 06, 2018

Monday, May 21, 2018

I'd Need Something to Cool Me Off In Bed

Hotness is all around us, my friends.  It isn't just supermodels and Hollywood A-listers.  There's plenty of hotness among the anonymous actresses who hawk their wares...  Ahem...  That is to say, that try the spokesmodels (how's that for old school?) who grace all those TV ads that we skip over.  In this case, it's the young lovely who tries to get us to buy some cockamamie fan that blows cold air into the bed.

Truthfully, if I bought this I'd end up sleeping alone because the woman has not yet been born who wants this thing.  Still, let us dream of a beautiful woman who actually isn't cold all the frickin time.  She is no more real than the unicorn but such is fantasy.


Saturday, May 19, 2018

I Hear the Bride Looked Very Nice Also

Until this morning we had absolutely no idea who Kitty Spencer was.  Honest to God.  We still only have a sort of vague idea.  I think she's Diana's niece.  The daughter of that brother of her's who ran off at the mouth at Di's funeral.

Anyhoo...

Quite lovely, as the Brits might say.  For the record, her dress was God awful but this isn't the Style section of the Post.  We're here for the hotness and that's all up top, baby!

I don't even know what that means.



Thursday, May 03, 2018

You're Guilty! Of Being Hot!

We have always had a bit of a soft spot for hot criminals.  Bad girls.  It's not the complicated.  Here's another one.  Apparently she was smuggling cocaine.  That was very, very wrong of her and she should be punished.  I volunteer to give her a good spanking.





You Never Forget Your First Lust

Back in the day we spent quite a bit of time appreciating the charms of Amy Robach when she co-hosted Weekend Today.  Time passes, life moves on...  Amy got screwed (not literally, though with Lauer on the prowl...) out of the hosting job that she deserved but all's well that ends well.  She's moved on to bigger and better things.  But the hotness?  The hotness remains.


A Foxy Fox From Fox


Gorgeous Eyes



Monday, March 19, 2018

Quadriblogpornapalooza!

Oh it's not? Well, it's a word now, baby!  It's a quadrifecta of lovelies!

We're giving you a blogporn overload with pics of MediaBlog favorite Ivanka plus photos of the gone too soon Trump Whisperer Hope Hicks.

Then, heading in a slightly different direction, we give you a shot of the always lovely Charlize Theron.

We finish up with a jaunt on the wild side with naughty teacher Stephanie Peterson. Yes, it's very, very wrong for hot teachers to sleep with their students. We oppose it in the strongest possible terms. Mainly because it never happened to us but I'm sure there are other very, very good reasons also.

As The Donald would say, Enjoy!









On Tragedies

Obviously the school shooting in Parkland, Florida was the only meaningful news of the week.

My thoughts on gun control are evolving to an extent but they're not original and I honestly don't feel like participating in the debate.

What I will say is this: I am uninterested in the political opinions of teenagers.  Even teenagers who have survived a great tragedy.  I'm just not interested in listening to them no matter how mouthy they may be about it.  I'm not interested in their complaints or their speeches or their walkouts and other futile gestures.  They are here to listen and learn not to speak.  That sounds harsh.  It is.  I don't care.

Let me add to that something else... I'm even less interested in hearing from children who are being exploited by their elders to make political points.  That's true when you have your kid carry a sign they didn't make outside an abortion clinic or at a rally for gay marriage.  It's also true when four days after a tragedy you're all over the Sunday shows and riding buses to Tallahassee to harangue state legislators.  None of this is grassroots outrage.  It's political operatives using young people to score political points.

I'm also not interested when cable news networks haul them in front of the camera to corner Republicans.


Sunday, February 18, 2018

If She Were a Candy She'd Be Hot Tomales!






The very sexy candy magnate Dylan Lauren.  Yowza!

Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Cuff Me!


Yowza!

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Woah... I Mean... Just... Woah...





Again, we feel compelled to point out that what the Trump Administration lacks in self-discipline, logic, deliberateness, humility, political acumen...  I can do this all day...

Anyhoo, what it lacks in these qualities it more than make up for in hotness.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

If We're Being Really Honest...

...most of those places are kind of shitholes.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Touch Singles? Only When I'm Wearing Gloves, Dahling!


Sure, she's dressed like a cross between a James Bond villainess and Cruella de Ville but she makes it work.  Mrs. SecTreas and her bankroll hubby inspected the new dollar bills with his signature on them today.  As with most things involving Ms. Linton...  It didn't go well.

Still, as far as we're concerned, she can do no wrong.

And, you know, when you're sort of a doughy guy with a weak chin, there are worse pickup lines than, "See that name on the money?  That's me."

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Get Over Yourself

Just a bit of commentary for the ladies..

When a 93 year old man in a wheelchair from Parkinson's decides to tell a joke and goose you it isn't sexual assault. You can either step over 6 inches, or just laugh.  What you might not want to do is milk it for publicity.  It makes you look bad, not him.

Just saying.

You Don't Always Have To Show A Lot To Be Sexy


Just saying.

Thursday, October 05, 2017

Give Til It Hurts

And since we were just mentioning Carson...

Can we suggest you give The Carson Podcast a try?  It's a lovingly produced journey back to the era when late night TV was about genuine entertainment instead of virtue signalling by parroting Democrat talking points.

Mark Malkoff is clearly performing a labor of love here.  He's also performing a genuine service by talking to people who have probably never been interviewed before.  He's hosted his share of stars but for my money the best interviews are with writers and behind the scene folks who made the trains run on time.

And speaking of my money, I gladly gave a little of it to keep the podcast going.  And as Mrs. Mediablog could tell you, Mr. Mediablog is tight with the dough.  If you listen and like consider sending a few greenbacks Mark's way.

GoFundMe: The Carson Podcast Fundraiser

Welcome Back, Commodore!

The MediaBlog: Fare Thee Well, Commodore!:

Jim Philips' retirement was almost as brief as The Mooch's government service.

Well, we can't complain.  Sure, he's going to be working Carson hours but who can blame him?  Anything that gives us more of the Phile is a good thing.

Truthfully, I suspect Jim would genuinely miss the opportunity to vent.  I know he has all sorts of hobbies but his chief vocation has always been spouting off... And that's not something one retires from.

Sunday, October 01, 2017

Color Us Unsurprised

On NBC's Megyn Kelly, Authenticity And The Elephant In The Room : NPR:

We hold nothing against the lovely Ms. Kelly.  Actually, we'd like to hold something against Ms. Kelly.  We won't talk about what exactly because this isn't that kind of blog.  Well, sometimes it is, but we try not to be.  Well, no, we don't try that hard but we mean to try hard.  Sort of.

Huh?

Oh, yeah...  Anyhoo...  Count us less than surprised that Megyn's morning TV foray isn't exactly going gangbusters.  NBC has a history of screwing up both hiring and firing and nothing has really changed.  Megyn was the flavor of the month when she got into it with Trump.  She's not without talent and dear God she's obviously not without her charms...  We could talk all day about her charms...  Really.  Try us.  But here's the thing...

She's not likable.

She's gorgeous.  She's smart.  She filthy rich (thanks to NBC)...  But she's not likable.  And likable is the end all be all of morning television.  From the beginning we thought that NBC was making a huge mistake.  They're finding out how expensive of a mistake it was.

Now, from Megyn's perspective, this is probably not a bad thing.  She doesn't necessarily fit the Trump-era Fox News zeitgeist.  That's to her credit.  And she got a huge payday and eventually NBC will figure out something to do with her.  My guess is a very pricey weekend Nightly News anchor (my man Lester ain't going nowhere) combined with maybe relieving Lester of his Dateline hosting duties...  And maybe doing some stories for Dateline...  Cause her Sunday show isn't going to be putting 60 Minutes out of it's misery (though adding Oprah as a special correspondent might).

There were a lot of parentheses in this post.  That's just an observation.

Excelsior!

(I swear to God I'm as sober as a judge.)

Monday, September 04, 2017

Yowza!


We present this purely as a way of suggesting that you watch the documentary on the Vietnam War from Ken Burns coming this Fall to your local PBS station.  Any other motives are purely incidental.  We assure you.  Really.

Seriously, the Burns' documentary will probably be great.  Looking forward to it immensely.

Yes... Oh my... Yes.


Saturday, August 26, 2017

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Jay Thomas - RIP

Back in the day we made a point of eulogizing our favorites when they passed on. Sadly, we have another opportunity to do so.

Jay Thomas was a journeyman actor. That's the polite way of saying he was never a star. Fair enough. Truthfully, I only really remember him from a handful of things... Mainly Mr Holland's Opus.

What I do remember though is that every Christmas he would show up on Letterman and tell The Greatest Showbiz Story ever told. It's a classic. I'm not one for traditions but watching that was one of my odd little Christmas traditions. I regretted the loss of it when Dave called it quits (he had a great interview on Howard Stern the other day by the way... Stern's a good interviewer when he's not being a pervert). I regret it even more, now.

Fare thee well, kemosabe!





Wednesday, August 09, 2017

18 Steamer Trunks for Her, a Duffle Bag For Him


Other than billions of dollars, what does the new Mrs. Mnuchin see in her hubby?  A baggage handler apparently.  What are the odds she has a whip in those suitcases to discipline her luggage boy?  Not that we begrudge them that, mind you.  What SecTreas and the new Mrs. SecTreas choose to do in the privacy of their own sex dungeon honeymoon suite is entirely their own affair.  Mozel tov we say.  Live and let live.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Her Hotness


The lovely Ms. Bream like a pillar of flame.  There are precious few good reasons left to watch Fox News (if there were, in retrospect, any in the first place) but she is one of them.

Saturday, July 08, 2017

He Who Would Pun Would Pick a Pocket

Suit: Fulton McDonald’s worker threw sausage biscuit at man’s head :

It looks like assault with a breadly weapon.


Undeniable Fact

Cable news rots your brain.

There really is no other explanation.  A certain member of my family watches it pretty much all day and he's (to be blunt) a political moron.  He hasn't just drunk the Trump Kool-Aid, he's chugged it.

In the interest of full disclosure I will concede that he was right about Trump winning and I was totally wrong.  Fair enough.  But the man honestly thought Trump might appoint "Judge Jeanine" to the Supreme Court.

He's a good and decent person but the only way I can be in the same room with him and not completely lose my mind is to basically ignore him when he tries to discuss news or politics.  I've genuinely made some effort, or think I have, to understand what it is people see in Trump.  Intellectually, I think maybe I get it to an extent, but I still find it so idiotic that I can't be in close quarters with it and not lose my mind.

Maybe that says more about me than him.  I honestly don't know.

Sunday, July 02, 2017

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Yowza!

Awhile back I was watching one of those Flip My Love It Or Sell This Curb Appealing Tiny House shows on one of those channels that show people in California selling the souls of their unborn children to Lucifer in order to buy a 1200 square foot bungalow in Santa Monica...

Anyhoo, the Mrs on this particular episode was just genuinely lovely.  We share because we care.