Sunday, February 25, 2007

Blogging The Amazing Race: Episode One

Yeah, I'm a week behind. I told you... I've been out of town. Anyhoo, here goes:

--Double nipple rings on a dude... Ewww.
--Way too high of a queer ratio in this installment
--The waif and the runt are a circus act waiting to happen.
--Yeah, old lady, you've got a name... You're the geezers.
--The older gay... I mean guy... Actually, either way, on Team Guido reminds me of Mitt Romney
--I hated Uchenna and Joyce last time and I hate them this time.
--The hicks are morons. We already knew that, but now it is confirmed.
--A horse-holding midget... Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
--You know, driving on the rim voids your warranty.

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