I have a working knowledge of the universe and everything it contains.
Make love to that wall, pervert!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
I am a beautiful man-flower.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
I Finally Understand Andy Dick
Not a sentence I ever thought I would see myself write.
Still, it would take much more of a man than Andy Dick to keep himself from touching that oh-so-supple thigh if it was so close, yet so far away. I mean, how many chances does Andy Dick get to touch actual, female thigh? Carpe diem, baby!
I've neglected your blogporn needs, friends. Here's a little somethin' something'