Charity auction for something having to do with Bobby Kennedy... You know... The guy who killed Marilyn Monroe. Just kidding. Call off the attorneys. No, but seriously... Those celebs are all too willing to donate their valuable time for a liberal paragon. To wit:
...no refunds will be given if you fall asleep in mid-meal.
...14:58 and counting
...is it just me or does this one have sort of a Dr. Evil-ish quality to it? Fly, my pretties! Fly!!!!
...and just what does the time of your life with "Big Ben" include? Is it extra for a happy ending?