Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Stating the Obvious

Scientists Agree: Nukes Bad

Did we really need a study for this? Apparently the Center for Mass Destruction Defense at the University of Georgia just concluded a study on the effect of a nuke going off in a major American city. Who knew the Dawgs had time to think about anything other than beating the Gators and getting the bulldog dressed in that little hat and sweater without losing digits. Anyhoo... It seems that if a 550 kiloton nuclear device went off in the center of Atlanta a whole bunch of people would die. Who knew?

You know, if you've got any grant money laying around for studying the obvious, I'm your guy,

In other news, bears crap in the woods, Pope still Catholic.

1 comment:

  1. Hi! Found your blog from a link of the UGA page at mychances.net. I think your post is hilarious!

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