We have reached a point where the relationship between Mirna and Shmirna (yes, I know, that's not really her name) is very little short of being abusive. Mirna constantly screams at Shmirna. In almost every case, Shmirna is left to do the heavy lifting, both literally and figuratively. Wear a suit of armor? Smirna. Carry a side of beef? Shmirna.
At this point, with Rob and Amber but a vague memory, I find myself rooting for the beauty queens. As always here at The MediaBlog... Hotness wins out.