Friends, we welcome you to what we plan to have as a recurring feature. I will examine new shows for the upcoming TV season and, based solely on the promos, I will tell you how badly they will suck.
Let us begin...
Star(s): Jimmy Smits
Episodes Aired Prior to Cancellation: 6
Think Dallas but with sugar cane instead of oil and Hispanics. Throw in a little Goodfellas-type action and you have Cane. I think we all know that America has been itching for a story about the hidden world of sugar production. The intrigue, the drama, the cavities.
Six episodes at the outside. They'll burn the rest off either on CBS.com or later in the season.