WorldNetDaily: Bishop urges Christians to call God 'Allah'
Dutch Catholic Bishop Tiny Muskens encouraged Christians to call God "Allah" in order to ease tensions with Muslims (who, for the record, hadn't asked).
Okay, Tiny. Sounds good. We can also call you Dickwad. Your little town of Breda we'll call Crotchrot. How about we use Crack Whore for your syphilitic slut of a mother .
Ahh... That eased a lot of my tension.