Cops force thief to eat 40 bananas | Mercury - The Voice of Tasmania
Thief steals gold necklace.
Thief swallows gold necklace.
Police force-feed thief bananas (and the Dems thought Rummy was bad!).
Thief retains necklace.
And, in what has to be the oddest-yet-most-evil-sounding line of the day:
“We will have to look for other stronger purgatives now,” the yawning police officer added.