Sunday, September 02, 2007

John Edwards Will Strap Your Mom Down And Scan Her Boobs

Edwards Backs Mandatory Preventive Care

You know, you really can't make this stuff up. John Edwards not only wants the government to give people free health care, he wants the government to MAKE people take advantage of it. To quote:

"He noted, for example, that women would be required to have regular mammograms."

Required. And if your mom maybe doesn't want to go and let a doctor put her tits in a vice? Sorry, Charlie, the National Health Police will knock her door down, cuff her and take her off to her local clinic where they will strap her down and search for lumps whether she likes it or not.

But I don't want a Pap Smear! Sorry, grandma... Spread em!

My prostate is fine! I swear! Cram it, gramps. Now where is that KY?

Which of the two Americas is this, Johnny?

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