Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Closed Circuit To Julie Banderas
So, here's the thing Jules... We're wondering if maybe Fox News has some sort of Be An Intern for a Day contest. If so, we'd like to sign up. Or it doesn't have to be anything official. Maybe you could have some sort of essay contest. 100 words on Why I'd Like to Be Julie Banderas' Bitch for the Day.
At the end of the day, we don't really care about the methodology. We just want to have the privilege of fetching your coffee and running your errands for the day. You can even go all diva on us when we screw up your lunch order. Call us all sorts of filthy names. It will only make us love you more.