Monday, August 10, 2009

Temper, Temper

Clinton: I'm secretary of state, not Bill - Yahoo! News

Sometimes you almost... Almost... Have to feel bad for Hillary Clinton. Her entire life she has been getting screwed (figuratively if not literally) by men.

Obviously we all know that Bubba has spent... What... 30 years more or less humiliating her. Still, it was all worth it because she was going to be President. It was her turn!

Except that it turned out that Barry Obama jumped ahead in line. But it would be okay for Hillary because she would be Secretary of State... An important world figure!

Except that she made the mistake of becoming Secretary of State at a moment in history when the entire country was turned inward. Under a President who picked special envoys to handle all of the really juicy spots. Who even sent Bubba off to pick up chicks in North Korea while Hillary shook her thunder thighs in the armpit of Third World Africa.

So, for all those reasons, I guess we can understand why Hillary is a little testy these days. Still, isn't there something just a little pathetic about going off on some poor Congolese university student who dared to ask her for her husband's thoughts on something.

Poor Hillary. It's got to be rough when you think you're in the spotlight and the only thing people ever want is for you to get them Bubba's autograph.

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