I have a working knowledge of the universe and everything it contains.
Make love to that wall, pervert!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
I am a beautiful man-flower.
Saturday, August 08, 2009
You Know What Sucks
I'll tell you what sucks. It sucks to get up on Saturday morning, flip on ye olde Tivo and expect to have a couple of pleasurable hours ogling the perfectly formed calf muscles of a woman who wouldn't give me the time of day only to find that she has decided to take the day off and let the spastic softball player fill in.