If you're not a fan of Seminole football then you probably don't fully recognize the gravity of this. Let me put it into terms you can understand.
You've done a lot of good things and we think you're just swell. That being said, it's been like 2000 years and, not to put to fine a point on it, you haven't come back. I mean, if you're not coming that's fine, but we have other things we could be doing so if you're not planning on showing up in the next year or so then... Well, we'd hate to do it, but we'll just have to give that Allah fellow a go.
Please let us know your plans ASAP.