Sunday, November 22, 2009

That's Just Wrong

To the woman who wore black leather asskicker boots and a trenchcoat to church this morning... Do you have any idea what you are doing to the guys in the service? We're trying to think about God here, lady, and all we can think about is...

Well... You know.

That's just evil. Evil, evil, evil. There should be spankings... You can start with us and then... Ahem... Huh? Sorry, I've lost my train of thought.

Of course, since it was the highpoint of the service today we'll give you a pass.

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