Sunday, December 06, 2009

An Open Letter to Tim Tebow

Dude, I'm sure you're a nice kid. I can just tell. Even if I couldn't tell, the commentators constantly talking about how you're feeding hungry kids and reading to blind people and walking on water and shit like that would make it pretty clear. And the bible verses in the eye black... Really classy touch. And I say that as a bit of a thumper myself.

Here's the thing though, Timmy. If you keep crying when things go wrong for you... Well, how shall I put this... People are going to think you're a pussy. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. Pussy.

Just something to keep in mind, Timmy.

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