Intracranial hemorrhage... Stroke... Potato, potahhhto.
I have to admit, when I called Mrs. MediaBlog yesterday and she told me that Gary Coleman was in critical condition my first reaction was to laugh. Not out of malice... At least, I don't think so... It's just... I mean it's Gary Coleman. If you said Gary Coleman murdered a puppy that would have made me laugh too. His name was a punchline. It's kind of sad really. He probably didn't deserve that.
You know what his dying words were? Emmanuel Lewis lives!
See? I can't help myself. I'm really a terrible person.